Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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