Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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