If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I could fuck to npr.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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