Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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