I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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