connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
