I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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