The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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