Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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