ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
did you just send me my own nude
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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