i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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