do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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