im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Operation Purity has been aborted
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
God, I missed his penis.
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