oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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