super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just tell him i said nine months
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
