Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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