Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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