my mouth tastes like poor choices
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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