: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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