Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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