now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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