I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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