Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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