You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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