R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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