Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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