I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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