he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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