white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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