So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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