dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
