super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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