That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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