school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How does one acquire holy water?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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