I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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