She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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