do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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