He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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