And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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