watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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