I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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