Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
