She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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