FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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