Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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