shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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