I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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