so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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