i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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