I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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