Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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