The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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