remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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